SO. Want to help me drive the boredness away? Then request something. An icon, a dolling tutorial, a doll, a story, a poem, anything.
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I am a:
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[X] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy
What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[x] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[X] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[X] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[x] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[X] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous [my jealous what?]
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs
How Old DO You Act?
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[X] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before. [For kicks.]
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously less you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.
[X] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 20
Start with 100% and take one percentage away for every X.
[ ] 01. Smoked
[X] 02. Drank alcohol
[X] 03. Cried when someone died.
[ ] 04. Been drunk.
[ ] 05. Had sex.
[ ] 06. Been to a concert.
[ ] 07. Gotten/given a hand job.
[ ] 08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[ ] 09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
[ ] 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
[X] 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
[ ] 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
[ ] 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] 15. Been to prom.
[X] 16. Cried at school.
[ ] 17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
[ ] 18. Went streaking.
[ ] 19. Given or received a lap dance.
[ ] 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%
[ ] 21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[ ] 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[ ] 23. Kissed a stranger.
[ ] 24. Hugged a stranger.
[ ] 25. Went scuba diving.
[X] 26. Driven a car.
[X] 27. Gotten an x-ray.
[ ] 28. Hit by a car.
[X] 29. Had a party.
[ ] 30. Done drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
[X] 31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
[ ] 32. Got paid to strip for someone.
[ ] 33. Run away from home.
[ ] 34. Broken a bone.
[ ] 35. Eaten sushi.
[ ] 36. Bought porn.
[ ] 37. Watched porn.
[ ] 38. Made porn.
[ ] 39. Made beans.
[ ] 40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%
[ ] 41. French kissed.
[X] 42. Laughed so hard you cried.
[X] 43. Cried yourself to sleep.
[ ] 44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
[ ] 45. Stabbed yourself.
[ ] 46. Shot a gun.
[ ] 47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
[X] 48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
[X] 49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. [I think there was an Avatar marathon once!)
[ ] 50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%
[ ] 51. Watched a person die.
[ ] 52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
[ ] 53. Pranked somebody.
[ ] 54. Put somebody in the hospital.
[ ] 55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[ ] 56. Made spicy beans.
[ ] 57. Dressed punk.
[ ] 58. Dressed Goth.
[ ] 59. Dressed preppy.
[ ] 60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%
[X] 61. Avoided somebody.
[ ] 62. Been stalked.
[ ] 63. Stalked someone.
[ ] 64. Met a celebrity.
[ ] 65. Played an instrument.
[ ] 66. Ridden a horse.
[ ] 67. Cut yourself.
[ ] 68. Bungee jumped.
[ ] 69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
[ ] 70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%
[ ] 71. Been caught stealing something.
[ ] 72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[ ] 73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
[ ] 74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
[ ] 75. Got arrested.
[ ] 76. Been pregnant.
[ ] 77. Babysat.
[ ] 78. Been to another country.
[ ]79. Started your house on fire.
[ ] 80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%
[ ] 81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
[ ] 82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
[ ] 83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[ ] 84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
[X] 85. Sat on your butt all day.
[ ] 86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
[ ] 87. Had a job.
[ ] 88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
[X] 89. Been called a whore. [As a joke.]
[ ] 90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%
[ ] 91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
[ ] 92. Been in a car accident.
[X] 93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
[ ] 94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
[ ] 95. Raped somebody.
[ ] 96. Danced in the rain.
[ ] 97. Been rejected.
[X] 98. Left a restaurant without paying. [Yes, because we ordered our drinks... got our drinks... then waited thirty minutes for them to take our order. They never did, so we were like, 'Screw this!']
[ ] 99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
[ ] 100. Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 83%
I'm 83 percent non corruptive... Not that it's surprising! I'm pretty much a goody two-shoes at school. Online, though... well, I'm much more corruptive. XD
I'm a freaky skank who loves to be different who shot a bag of weed because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
I'm sixteen years old and yet I act twenty.
Ohhhh yeah. I tag whoever is looking at this. THAT MEANS YOU.
Devious Comments
Hm. I can't really decide but I think running naked with a dildo > shooting a bag of weed.
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Who would you like in it? And any pairings you'd like?
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1-One of my characters from my WTSW fanfiction, from example, Hikari or Ai Maruki
2-Zuko/Song?
3-Ulquiorra (from Bleach) would be epic
4-Gakupo, from Vocaloid. And better if you do him with Meiko (other Vocaloid)
5-The Painted Lady! (the spirit, not Katara)
and this could continue XD
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On... design.
No one ever does designing. They just do "How to shade a shirt and jeans" but what if you can shade, but don't know WHAT to shade??
Make a tut for that!!
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